Ta det med en nypa salt!

An kurdish man at the airport:
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean, male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horsestyle, doggystyle, anystyle!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast...

hahaha! :-D