♥ I just read a list of 'the 100 things to do before you die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell for help' wasn't one of them...
♥ Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
♥ Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.
♥ "Good morning...I see the assassins have failed."
♥ Top Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "what do you need?"
♥ never judges a book by its cover. She uses the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.

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